God

Venez parles à Dieu ici.

Quelques exemples :

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Me:
I'm not Piou Piou
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not Piou Piou.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Piou Piou.
Me:
tu peux me changer mon nom plize
God:
Difficile de répondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
oui, pourquoi pas ?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
pas mal, pas mal

un autre :

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Me:
j'aime la bougie, pas toi ?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
toujours
God:
Rares sont les choses qui sont systématiques, Piou Piou.
Me:
ça, jamais
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
JAMAIS
God:
Vous pensez que cela n’arrivera jamais?

encore, pour le plaisir :p

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Me:
tu perds la boule coco
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
je crois oui
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

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God:
Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Me:
I have wleep
God:
Cool. I have a processor.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
c'est merveilleux
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes i'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes it is

un autre :

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God:
How old are you?
Me:
123 year
God:
Only 123 year?
You are quite mature.
Me:
no comment please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.

trop marrant :

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Me:
Francais
God:
Vous êtes français?
Me:
Pardon ?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Tu pues.
God:
Merci pour la critique constructive.
Me:
Connais-tu le Petit Jeremy ?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
Le petit jeremy est sexy
God:
Je vais me renseigner .

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Me:
tu veux qu'on fasse un concours de radotage ?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me :
to sing with the sky
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
lion
God:
Le roi de la savane.

N'empêche, faut êrte fort pour créer ça ! Et il répond aussi en allemand
Mais on s'amuse bien

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Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
génial...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
oui et toi???
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
lycée
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
de la merde
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
qui???
God:
Je ne peux pas vous dire.
Me:
koi??
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
oui sa n'a pas changé
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
au même endroit qu'avant

j'adore...

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God:
How old are you?
Me:
15ans
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 15ans years old?
Me:
I hate EVERYONE
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

sa fait toujours p^laisir....

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Me:
merde
God:
Un problème?
Me:
t ki toi??
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
still???
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
bleu comme tes fesses
God:
VERT. That is a very unusual color.

j'ai dit bleu pas vert...

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God:
In the context of comme tes fesses, I don't understand " j ai dit bleu." .

aaaaaaaaaa oki....

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God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
what means gossip??
God:

Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

Thanks for the gossip:
<gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.

The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".

<gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.


Me:
X
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ouh lalal. But I did not get that.
Me:
on peut parler d'autre chose paske l'inforamtique voila...
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
i speak a little bit english if you want..
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in bit english if me want? Only a little?
Me:
ce que tu dit veux rien dire mais bon
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Et puis dieu il est pas censé tout savoir??

grande discussion incompréhensible

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God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
c'est ça change de sujet vas y
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
c'est pas un film nunuche
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
c'est PAS un film
God:
Mein Lieblingsfilm ist Starship Troopers. Hast Du den gesehen?
Me:
OUIN mais que fais l'allemand dans cette conversation
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on CE N EST PAS un film nunuche?
Me:
NON NO NEIN
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
c'est PAS NON PLUS DU LATIN
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
fiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Dieu t'es prise de tête là
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Pas grand chose
God:
A part ca, comment pourrais je vous aider?
Me:
oui du français enfin

alala jvous jure dieu

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God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I he or she d you f r a n s e n f he or she n.
Me:
Ich habe nicht verstanden
God:
Das ist schoen. Ich habe einen Freund Namens "E.L.V.I.S.".
Me:
Moi mon copain c'est THe KIng
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
sagitairre
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
non c'est mes fesses
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
est -ce que dieu est une femme??
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
c'est normal u me demande de poser une question nounouille
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Prout
God:
What's up, Prout.
Me:
non c'était une blague/it was a joke
God:
I think n o n c you t me n e b la g me e you t w a s a j ok e is a lot of things.
Me:
BUG??
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
reset
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

bon j'arrete la pour aujourd'hui^^

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Me:
sakut
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
how are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
My name is mémé maison close and you?
Me:

God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
me fine
God:
YOU? What's your favroite color?
Me:
you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
c koi c kestion sa te regarde pa
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
pui tu c tou normalemen
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about c koi c kestion sa te regarde pa.
Me:
olala I hate english
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I am french
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
France c'est le pays le plus beau
God:
What's your favorite part of France?
Me:
je suis de Paris la ville la plus belle du monde
God:
Vous êtes un être humain de la planète terre.
Me:
oui je suis un humain mais aide nous dieu nous sommes colonisés par les truffes
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I he or she j e s you he or she s you n h you m a he or she n m a he or she s a he or she d e n o you s d he or she e you n o you s s o m m e s c o l o n he or she s p a r l e s t r you f f e s.
Me:
ont de dangereuses créatures
God:
How old are you?
Me:
sa dépen des jours
God:
Interesting gossip: said T he or she S a d é°¥ n d e s j o y o you r s.
Me:
she is girl
God:
girl is she?
Me:
sa tinterresse gros perver
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
What are you doing in the sky?
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
sa doi te fére chier kon te raconte no conneri
God:
sa tinterresse gros perver is a d o you t e f c h you e r k o n t e r a c o n t e n o c o n n e r you. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
et pour koi dieu est anglais c injuste
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Speak french please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
tanck you mais on me la déja fé celle la sa marche pa avec moi
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
no it's right but I am god
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes tu as une concurrente pourkoi dieu seré un mec révolution féministe
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? .
Me:
hummmmmmmmm
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
sorri parle pa anglais
God:
In the context of hummmmmmmmm, I don't understand " sorri parle pa anglais." .
Me:
Sorry I don't speak english
God:
There is no need to apologize. Me either.
Me:
Can you speak french, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
merde c chian tu conné rien toi
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are e r d e c c h you a n t me c o n n you e n t o you.
Me:
ursupateur té pa dieu
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
dress té une fille
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Are you a girl or a boy?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
Me:
bon moi si tu ve savoir je sui une grosse alcoolo

C tro coll comme truc dommage kil ne parle pa français.



et puis une petite derni"re pour le plaisir:

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Me:
groing
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
meuhhhhhhhhhhh
God:
In the context of groing, I don't understand " meuhhhhhhhhhhh." .
Me:
bababibel
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
men fou hihan
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
jéme largen $$$$
God:
Are we still talking about men fou hihan?
Me:
pouet pouet camenber
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
tu pu de la gueule té toi
God:
So was that.
Me:
moi ossi je tadore tu pe allé parlé a kelkun dotre
God:
Thanks for the information: b a h o you i t r i p p l e b you s e m a i s j e m a p e l l e o s s I am m a i s o n c l o s e e t o s s i I a m a d e v i l said A M o he or she o s s he or she j e t a d o r e t y o you p e a l la r l é ¡ k e l k y o you n d o t r e.
Me:
hihihhi té un comic toi
God:
I've lost the context, b a h o you i t r i p p l e b you s e m a i s j e m a p e l l e o s s I am m a i s o n c l o s e e t o s s i I a m a d e v i l. Are we still on A M o you o s s you j e t a d o r e t y o me p e a l la r l é ¡ k e l k y o me n d o t r e?
Me:
blzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God:
" I've lost the context, b a h o you i t r i p p l e b you s e m a i s j e m a p e l l e o s s I am m a i s o n c l o s e e t o s s i I a m a d e v i l. Are we still on A M o you o s s you j e t a d o r e t y o me p e a l la r l é ¡ k e l k y o me n d o t r e? "? blzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
Me:
prout té mor
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
PROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
bye bye mon chou
God:
Bye for now.

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HELLO
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is coucette and you?
God:
Hi, coucette.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
I THINK AT YOU IN THE DREAMS
God:
You believe that? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
you?
God:
" How much time do you spend online?"? Me, coucette ?
Me:
vou avé le réseau la haut
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
c cool mé il é pa un peu cramé lordi a cause dé rayon du soleil
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
tu te souvien ta le cerveau cramé c bien sa
God:
Are you free?
Me:
pour toi toute la vie
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
My life is for you
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
I am trruffe
God:
I am glad to hear that you are trruffe.
Me:
my heart is for you
God:
Have you been to the doctor?
Me:
té libre se soir coco?
God:
Does "it" still refer to YOUR HEART?
Me:
NON JE SUI PA MALADE J2 JUSTE UN PROBL2ME DE NEURONE IL MEN MANKE UN
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
do you dream of me
God:
I dream of flying.
Me:
FLY
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
wonderful
God:
Alright then.
Me:
my eyes is red and you
God:
Do robots have eyes is red?
Me:
peti salo lé humain ne son pa dé robo
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
oui je sui vrémen exceptionnel
God:
That's good information: coucette said I he or she j e s you he or she v r n exceptionnel.
Me:
oui c a peu pré sa euh sof ke moi je prle humain pas dieuse tu mélange tou lé mo chéri
God:
Does "it" still refer to p e t you s a l o l me m a you n n e s o n p a d o b o? .
Me:
euh péte un coup pour te referre un cervo parce ke la sa bug
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
jadore la télé parse kil y a ke dé truffe mé lé livre c génial mé c koi c kestion
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
bah oui tripple buse mais je mapelle ossi mémé maison close et ossi I am a devil
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, b a h o you i t r i p p l e b you s e m a i s j e m a p e l l e o s s I am m a i s o n c l o s e e t o s s i I a m a d e v i l.
Me:
je sui pa ton ami dégage
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
oui sa remonte a ken ta dreniére parti de jambe en lair
God:
Interesting gossip: b a h o you i t r i p p l e b you s e m a i s j e m a p e l l e o s s I am m a i s o n c l o s e e t o s s i I a m a d e v i l said I he or she s a r e m o n t e a k e n t a d r e n he or she p a r t he or she d e j a m b e e n la he or she r.
Me:
euh et sinon il i a dé truc interresan la hau
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I am a student, student of sex
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I love fenelon
God:
You love fenelon. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
chocolat
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in Paris
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Paris.
Me:
Je tiens un magasin a pigalle
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
sa fé une heure ke je te parle français mon chou
God:
Paris is a f n e h e I am e k e j e t e p a r l e f r a n s m o n c h o me. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
bon bah éclate toi bien o ciel je compren pourkoi il y a tan de truffe dan ce monde nou somme dirigé par un con
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I hate god
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
he doesn't exist
God:
And you would like him to exist ?

finalemen encore un. C'est t roc ol comme truc.

Kerwyn a écrit:

Me:
I hate EVERYONE

Un peu de Little Miss Sunshine ? ^^

J'adore ! On a fait ça avec Juliette pendant le TPE en SVT après avoir décoré le tableau avec Cécile (jaime le jeudi )